In which we learn how to read. And we don't like it.

In which we learn that there is no popcorn version of REPULSION and we will not support it (any more).

In which we learn that Australian film awards are tenuous.

In which we learn the difference between THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK and THE GODFATHER PART II.

In which it's better to be a broke Will Smith than a wealthy father to Hayden Christensen.

In which Dave wants James Gunn to direct everything... but only because Tony Scott is dead.

In which we learn that if it has been more than five years, STOP MAKING THESE GODDAMN SEQUELS!

In which we would rather be watching BRIDESMAIDS than BELFAST. Like a sane person.